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søndag 12. februar 2012

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Funny sms text jokes

• If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me!

• You put the fun in together,The sad in apart,The hope in tomorrow,The joy in my heart.

• Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go… I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

• I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.

• Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once…

• Today, tomorrow & yesterday there’ll be one heart that would always beat for u. You know Whose?Your Own, Stupid!

• I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn’t as beautiful as you.

• Don’t u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It’s 4 the simple reason… u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I’m thinking of u now.

• I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you….Pay The Bill.

• If loving u is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we’ll win every fight.

• Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight.

• I am a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my heart.

• When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I’ll take u to an eye specialist !

• When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I’ll take u to an eye specialist!

• God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u!

• Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best.

• Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

• The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME without U!

• Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.

• Life is like a piano… white keys represent happiness, black keys for sorrow but only when you go through the white & black keys u hear the MUSIC of LIFE.

• I don’t care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

• Look outside, it’s so pleasant, sun is smiling with u, trees dancing for u, birds singing for u, coz last night, I asked them to wish u a Good Morning.

• Just Go To Hell….. do u understand Just Go To Hell…. because only you can change the hell into heaven… by your sweetness.

• 2 lovers plan a suicide. Boy jumped first. Gal closed her eyes n returned back saying: Luv is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying: Luv never dies.

• May the fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.

• The shortest word I know is ‘I’. The sweetest word I know is ‘LOVE’. And the person I never forget is ‘YOU’

• Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.

• The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.

• Those who can’t have u hate u, those who have u can’t handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can’t refuse u!

• There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married & now he is going through hell.

• Even if I had 1 wish… I wouldn’t wish for u to love me, coz I don’t want your love to come from a wish… but straight from your heart.

• Simple music can make u sing, simple hug can make u feel better; simple things can make u happy, hope that my simple Hi will make u smile. Happy Friendship Day.

• God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so sexy,God made rivers, God made lakes and God made you… well everybody makes mistakes.

• People say friends are made in heaven and they come in your life. But I made a friend like you in this world and made my life a heaven.

• Friendship is like a garden. It’s beautiful when watered with luv, hugs, tears & cheers but dries up if left untouched so always keep in touch.

• I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!

• I’ve special breakfast 4 u today: A glass of care, a plate of luv, a spoon of peace, a fork of trust & a bowl of prayer. Gud morning & keep smiling.

• Why is it that I must climb the tallest mountain and swim the widest ocean to get to you, when all you need is just a simple smile to get to me?

• Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.

• Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else’s heart still continues to beat.

• If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me!

• You put the fun in together,The sad in apart,The hope in tomorrow,The joy in my heart.

• Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go… I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

• I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.

• Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once…

• Today, tomorrow & yesterday there’ll be one heart that would always beat for u. You know Whose?Your Own, Stupid!

• I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn’t as beautiful as you.

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